Van Halen replaced David Lee Roth in 1985; the same year that the drinking age was raised to 21.
David Lee Roth returned for a tour, but the band broke up in 2015. The same time that Donald Trump’s campaign began.
In the South Park alternate universe, Van Halen united the four quarters of Jerusalem:
The world needs its music back. The world needs to unite against their differences. The world needs Van Halen.